May 2013
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April 2013
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March 2013
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lesmisney:
We were at Olive Garden and my boyfriend made me a sal-ad.
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I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
laugh-addict:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
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February 2013
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agentdalecooper:
the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
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January 2013
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December 2012
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*me at clothing store*
cashier: ok that will be $237.53
me: do you accept tears
November 2012
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bugnation:
Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up
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intelligently-screwed:
shavingryansprivates:
we’re not talking about this
or THIS
we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
me trying to explain something to my mom
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charlesherbertbest:
If you’re ever sad remember that Patrick Stewart’s twitter picture is this:
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entropicnotes:
So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole
and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT
AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE
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