WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU
That is the next toy story movie, but its her giving back the toys for his children!
When I think elderly and dying I think like 75 years old at least….. So wouldnt Bonnie be in her 50s or so? And her daughter would still be at least 20 or 30….. This just doesnt make sense to me.
I’m not here to make friends… I’m here to DANCE.
Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead
THE TAIL WAGGING ONE.
I WANT A WEINER PUPPY
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurateas a person from Connecticut this is 100% irrelevant to me
As a person in Canada I have no idea why this is accurate.
as a person from the UK 50 degrees would be a mircale
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray